It’s a blank. My mind has been wiped clean of every coherent thought and who pays the price? You! You are the sad, unsuspecting victims of my thoughtlessness! I’d apologize, but what can I do? You know how there’s a device to restart a persons heart, a defibrillator? There should be a brain version. Just a little *zap* to get things going, maybe? But there’s nothing like that on the market, so I’m going to go with what’s hanging out on the top of my mind: my current obsession with a certain fast food joint…Hey! Maybe that’s why my mind is so blank! I’m just too busy thinking about vegetarian burritos with rice, black beans, no grilled veggies, a little hot sauce, cheese, sour cream, and lettuce! Oh, yum, yum, yum! How long until lunchtime? Maybe I’ll read something until then, try and distract myself. Of course we don’t really get to read on the job, but I can dream can’t I? But if I did get to read, I would definitely consider one of these books:
The Family Man by Elinor Lipman
Killer Cruise by Laura Levine
Courting Trouble by Deeanne Gist
The German Woman by Paul Griner
What are you going do until lunchtime? You should absolutely choose one of these books to read, but you could also take a minute to feed some cats and dogs just by clicking your mouse once or twice! Interested? You can answer a daily trivia question at Freekibble both for cats and dogs or just click on the big purple button at The Animal Rescue Site. Easy, peasy! Okay, so off with you now. You need to select a book and click around the internet and I need to think about something other than food… if only!
—Stacey
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